Talk to a human. Then go talk to your duck.
Adopting, shipping, or applying for the Real Duck: drop us a line and we'll reply within two working days.
Frequently quacked questions
Does it work with TypeScript?
The duck is strongly typed as Duck. It has no opinion about any.
Is the real duck actually real?
Yes. Please consult your landlord, your local regulations and your other pets before applying.
Why is the Architect $1,200?
Have you priced an architect lately? This one doesn't bill by the hour.
How long does shipping take?
Shipping is free on all ducks and takes three to five working days. The Real Duck travels at its own pace.
Can I return my duck?
You can. But it has heard your code. Think carefully.